Small podborochka life quotes and. aphorisms. spoken like famous people and ordinary people born. humor. one line. would be more accurate title of this post. Wise, ironic, and sometimes just tsynichno ).
Do not put off till tomorrow what can be done today with your colleague.
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It is difficult to make your mind when someone else is easier to make silly.
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Never be afraid to do what you do not know how. The Ark was built fan. Professionals built the ' Titanic '.
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If abortion - death, the condom - a prison!.
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Death Kashchei in the needle, the needle is in the egg, egg in a duck, a duck in the hare, the hare in shock!.
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Death - a protective reaction of the body from unhealthy lifestyles.
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Better belly from beer than from the bulge of.
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If there is no further growth - meaning close to sunset.
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requires a watchman. CV send by fax.
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He climbed to the roof, does not cast a ladder.
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It's amazing how important your work when you need to take time off from her, and how unimportant it is, when you ask for a salary increment.
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Death to put in end of life, to make it easier for her to prepare.
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Life - it's the turn of death, but only some of the climb out of turn.
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Easy to death - a last gift, which can give the fate of.
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Not all life ends in death, sometimes it ends in marriage.
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We have been living a hero's death.
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Life is going up before death.
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Nothing spoils a man 's death.
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What is a good officer - for the Russian death!.
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Before his death, mother-in-law prudently severed all accordions.
The first sign that the employee intends to resign - for one day appeared a mountain of empty blanks in front of computer.
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Struggle with laziness on something better than a soft.
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Just know that happiness should be quite a bit. Just do not know what.
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One hundred grams is not a stop- cock: dernesh - can not stop.
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When people start to think before you reply to an opponent, the dispute.
loses all visual appeal.
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The worst diet only talk about the diet.
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She gave herself to me - and as a result of bad raped.
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Do you love to ride, love, and a female to carry.
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In order not to bother the man, a woman change clothes, and not to bother the woman, the man changes the women.
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A man and a woman - those two notes, without which the strings of the human soul does not give a correct and complete chord.
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Bribery is most annoying that they have much more to give than to take.
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If you have nothing to do, get it elsewhere.
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Men see better than considering in!.
The new secretary is well sucked into our friendly team.
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Mortgage - it's all your eggs in one basket, and for the eggs you keep the bank.
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Life - it is an epidemic disease, transmitted by sexual.
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Inability to lie - not a reason to tell the truth.
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When a man says that women are stupid, he is trying to hide his big mental disabilities.
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Men bare their souls, as a woman - body, gradually and only after a bitter struggle.
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The man - like a limpet: first, he clings to the woman, and then washed.
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In discrediting the relationship was indispensable.
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How much time and energy to spend the man to take advantage of momentary weakness of the women!.
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