- We must be on duty, - said Sergey significantly.
- Yes, and Misha have to keep your eyes open - agreed Cyril - Elk healthy, who knows that he comes into my head.
We cast lots by throwing fingers ( still do not understand how it works, but I always try to pretend that I understand ). I had the last duty, under the same morning, and the first watch on the atonement Sergey.
He put a piece of iron toilet door, once a broken on the rack (to fall, if open, as he explained ), and he sat in a chair, which is set right in front of the toilet door.
We Cyril spread all the same jerseys, grabbed the wires softly, and went to sleep.
I usually sleep in the new place is bad, very sensitively, and at once I wake up, if something goes wrong, but this time, it seems, nerves take a long vacation. I woke up surprisingly well rested and refreshed, so the house does not always sleep enough. If it were not screams of Cyril ...
The lighting in this local fluctuations of the concrete was artificial, and day and night did not differ, so we had to look at the clock to understand what about the third watch we are not talking: It was about half past nine.
My friends woke up and had something very worried.
- Mike was gone! .
The door was opened to the toilet.
I was made a wry face, that, say, slept, and the alarm went off, but Sergei strongly protested - piece of iron was, the door was shut, and inside - no one!.
- A server checked? . Previously, there was, that is - and now fridge has disappeared!.
- This is where the mystic - Cyril shook his head - Refrigerator very heavy, it alone does not upresh.
- Mysticism is the lack of knowledge - I could not resist to quote some of the classics of Marxism -Leninism - We must look for a hole or hatch, surely there is something. Well, some people came and rested, and refrigerator.
I myself knew that bear nonsense, but I could not stop. Misha could leave, but cooler- then why take with me?.
I tried to imagine the scene as four burly porters crept on tiptoe to us, and Misha was released, and on tiptoe, carried a refrigerator... op -pa, and the hatch is too narrow, ...
- Let's find another hatch, - said Sergey. - In another way.
And we began to search for. To start, we felt, and toilet prostukali.
There was a surprise for us - for the tank in a plastic bag, wrapped in paper, blotting paper, lay a mobile phone.
At sight of this was the usual Nokia E71, the same way as in Petit Vnukova, but instead of the inscriptions on the Nokia phone was a sign Fakia.
- Hm, - said Kirill - I do not like Nokii, but then why call names -.
We have carefully studied the inscription - it looks like it was factory, or at least as carefully etched, that the naked eye can not see differences.
I tried to turn the phone, but to no avail - it was completely discharged. For fun, I stuck to the phone micro-USB cable and put it on the exercise, sticking to a server near you.
Then we continued the search - ending with a toilet, we dug a heap of cables and spare parts in the room.
At the same time rose so thick pylischa, consisting of clumps of dust rolled up ( one of my friends admin, inclined to poetry, and called them ... And once rested with a refrigerator. Shaitan is simple, and not a system administrator.
We obstukali all the walls, pulled and almost sniffed all ventilation grates as the ... Everything was so worthless, Misha, and a refrigerator as a leaked through the wall, had disappeared without a trace. More precisely, it remained on track - it is blocked (hell, do not keep track!) Laptop that way, and stood in the same place, huge columns, and the base of wireless headphones KOSS. Headphones seem to have remained on Misha.
Not finding out, and pretty tired, we returned to the upper room, where it was at least warm.
- Time is almost lunch, and we have not had breakfast, - said Sergei, stroking his belly rumble. - Where is Chief, why are we not begun to look for? .
I was more skeptical:.
- Probably the chief picked up yesterday and woke up in the evening, and he alone is not up to the server and reports.
We were silent, and then upset Cyril said:.
- Grandson is now required to use this against us. We sit here like idiots... It is ridiculous to tell the same.
- And he got to do with it? - Sergey interested.
- You know what he said at the meeting, when he was appointed prokyugrammorom? .
- What good is it for... prokyugrammor? .
- Who knows - shrugged Cyril.
We sat in silence, pondering the lingering intrigue within our office. Although our department maintained an armed neutrality, understanding of the situation was a necessary condition for survival.
- Let's try to go once again to all messages that we have left today in the internet and see how things are, - Sergey stopped thinking - Perhaps there is in the internet at least one smart person, call for the protection? .
I think I already said that Sergei great optimist? .
The maximum effect is given, of course, Learn. Not in the sense of usefulness, but in terms of volume. User 3vservernoy scored almost two hundred friends, who were mainly that did whatever over each other. There were people 1vservernoy, 2yvservernoy, and a dozen clones that were told all sorts of stories about life in the back, mostly with sexually perverted bias. In short, Learn happened that the line. However, as usual.
But the situation was no better at blogspot. Some people picked up a bad password, and began to publish youtube videos with amateur footage filmed in some (obviously not ours) server.
Rollers transparently hinted at a homosexual nature of the relationship trapped in a server.
The man bedecked the entire (former ) blog banners and our Adsense and rubbed his hands gleefully, looking at the counter of perverts who have not had enough home -2, and it 's hot like, right out of the Server -2! .
There were some well-wishers who ...
The story turned even beyond the Internet: flash mob took two: one at the Tretyakov metro station in Moscow and one in St. Petersburg 's Palace - the group, 50 people sat on their heels together and simultaneously clothed striped cap.
Arrested for 2 very drunken parties that have declared themselves as members of the party ... User 1vservernoy announced raising funds for our defense, a couple of foreign human rights organizations issued a cautious statement condemning the oppression of the peoples of the server.
One angry MP went on television to stop ' internet hooliganism ' in his blog:.
- I write from a server so I called some number, and sent to me there, excuse me, help- desk. Do not send in Russian, I am a simple man, in Russian, I would understand, but just did perversely, some aunt did not live, that is mechanical! .
Pro-government websites came up with a sharp condemnation of ...
But amidst the clouds of homophobic comments, and advocates gomofilov nerds ( who occupied the third position of some part of them even demanded the recognition of individual system administrators biological species) found a thread in which several people have reported that a call to the specified number us, and hear only beeps.
- It looks like we ourselves have painted themselves into a trap - too many people rang in the guard, and the number of disabled or simply not taken up now - Cyril shook his head, - We are overzealous in trying to attract attention, it seems.
' Server ' has become universal, and flash-mobs gegom: each wanted to mention ... At anekdot. ru opened a special section called ' We the server ', full of idiotic jokes, and ...
It seems a long weekend cause acute attacks of ennui, and internet dwellers are willing to inflate any topic. Username and krevedko -mania rest compared with all of this madness.
All Internet happily entertained ... In an attempt to post the request for assistance or zakontachit on ICQ or Skype with someone, we immediately sent to either ignore the comment ' zadolbali ' or start [very stupid ] Stebaev.
In the end we gave it a futile exercise, and gathered to discuss the current situation.
- A) We can not anyone say that we are locked in a server - it causes a reaction, the desired feedback;.
b) It can be assumed that the phone protection is unavailable, probably because of the large number of disconnected calls;.
c) Mike was lost - listed Cyril and concluded:.
- We will either throw the whole thing and wait for 2 more days, until someone comes to work or continue to look for other ways to.
- Do - it still has nothing, let's try to somehow play - Sergei, as always, expressed an optimistic view.
In general, we do not lose, trying to get out of here. It became clear that the fast path will not work, and we must approach the problem thoroughly.
I have noticed that when you try to do something -quick, get a long, dreary, and usually not the first or even second attempt. And if you approach the matter thoroughly, slowly, it all turns out to quickly and easily. unless, of course, the case was not fundamentally flawed from the first attempt, as in this case.
Reflecting in a quiet manner, I suddenly remembered that we have a Nokia / Fakia long enough to charge the costs. You could try to turn it on and see are there any contacts or notes, which could shed light on the strange behavior of Misha.
Do not care was nothing special, skirmishes in the comments with some fools I'm tired, and besides, it was cold in the server, which exacerbated the feeling of hunger.
Thank God that we have at least had water, which we gained from the toilet tank and filter through paper found immediately, and then shoved back Sergei two live wires and a little spark to kill the infection, he said.
I got into the server and looked at Fakia - judging by the charging indicator, it is recharged enough to start, and I turned on the phone.
Here I was expecting an interesting surprise: instead of vodka advertising (Connecting people) came out of a log loading options for Linux: little black and shaped as letters greenbacks [Ok], who cheerfully ran across the screen. It seems that it was difficult telefonchik.
I called Sergey and Kirill and we have to wait for the miracle of the miniature vehicles loaded.
If you recall, in the 99th year on my desk was a Pentium- 133 c 32Mb on board, and it was insanely cool, and very quickly (and at Kvaka2 RivaTNT, just the song!). Now, every other phone is a faster processor, more memory, too, and runs slower, but there is something in your phone to work - address book, browser and photo gallery.
Finally, the phone booted - and, oddly enough, there was no PIN or password. Despite the fact that inside was a clone of Fakia Linux, the interface looked pretty usual, t. e. is unclear nokievski.
But the most unusual was the fact that the phone would catch the signal - the indicator showed the first one, then two sticks pchelayna! .
Continued here.
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